Advice Column, Volume Two: The Poker Game of Life

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This is what you go through, the thumbing through the hand of cards to see what you’ve got and what you can do with your hand.

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Advice Column, Volume I

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Guess what? Advice columns are stupid, but Holy Guac, people of my ilk can’t seem to get enough of them.  There are some decent ones[...]

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Public Nudity and Your Mom’s Vagina

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Joanna Rothkopf ’12 wrote a dank column near the end of her time here, which I guess you could call a “feminist column” (squirm) called[...]

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Potential Sources of Renewable Energy

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Automatic Problematic This professor’s eyeballs are about to pop out of her head in front of this surly discussion section.  She wants you to find[...]

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How to be a Flake

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I’m sorry, I totally spaced out can you say that again?  Something about your dying pet?  Someone is having a birthday party?  I wasn’t listening. [...]

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Superstitious Kidiots

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Hey kidiots!  Does that start us out on the wrong foot?  These days I’ve been feeling like my social filter is made out of Swiss[...]

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Babies Making Babies

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Fun facts about my oral contraceptive use: •  The reminder to take my birth control pill (a chewable, generic brand that sounds like the scientific[...]

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