The list

Author: Compiled by H. Kay Merriman

Although Jack Lysohir '08.5 aptly likened the Febs' final ski down the Snow Bowl to the "descent back into their parents' basements" in his mid-year graduation speech, don't dismay, seniors - you have accomplished so much during your careers at Middlebury, yet there is still time to do more. Please note that neither "apply to Grad school" nor "find a job" are anywhere on this list of things to accomplish before graduating. With a mere 39 days until graduation, it's time to take advantage of all the oddities that come with living in Middlebury, Vt. Have at it! And underclassmen, it's never too early to start checking things off The List.

Have breakfast at Steve's Park Diner at 6 a.m. after staying up all night.

Visit the Museum of Art. - Susan Read '09

Finish your f***ing thesis! - Alina Levina '09

Finally go over and speak to your library crush.

Streak a tour. - Kevin O'Rourke '09

Make a crush list.

Be on someone else's crush list.

Milk a cow. - Katie Sparkes '09

Mirror the simple virtues of the lotus plant: purity of the body, speech and mind as if floating above the muddy waters of attachment and desire. - Scottie Gratton '09

Get onto the roof of Bi Hall at night. - Kevin O'Rourke '09

Visit the natural amphitheater on the night of a full moon.

Run the T.A.M. - Kevin O'Rourke '09 & Sakura Yagi '09

Have a glass of Purple Jesus.

Make out in the greenhouse in Bi Hall. (509) 953-1902...